On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers. [link]
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Presious bby oven~2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
POR QUE?!3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Combusken.4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
So squishy~5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:Phione
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Pull up dem pants boy.
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Aaaaaaaaaaah MIGUELlll <3 <3 <3
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Oh~ O/u/O10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
fkjdbv kdafjbvksdjbv PRECIOUSBBY
12. This Pokemon is a spy:
13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Yeah whatever you only jelly cos I like Glaceon more. >3<
14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
And i never catch the fucker either.
15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
whatev its all dem hax brah
16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Oh UHM A DVNALD
17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Fucking clean the house them Bih
18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
You know. This is funny since i have an iron deficiency.
19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Im okay with it. ._.
20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
sweet. *proceeds to spin to win*
23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
IM SORRY BABE! YOU WERE JUST TO COMPLICATED FOR ME!
24. This Pokemon is your future child.
25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Do you brag while on my lap you little tramp.
26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Damn ass indian ass pokemon.... ass.
28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
No. *holds above head and throws back in water*
29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Oh wow thats accurate.
31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
I felt the spark between us.
32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
I wonder if there would be one in the with us.
33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
H...how did you write it....
36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Oh damn gurl.
37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
You know what fuck you and your fucking brother. stealing my shit.
38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
How do you..t.alk..
39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Dude. Dude no. Dude you killed my cat.
42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Okay ; v ;
43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
OH! I SEE HOW IT IS! Something becoms my timeline photo now its your best friend.
44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
You have no mouth. how. do you eat even.
45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
LETS RUN AWAY BAB- Uhm... *pushes Torkal on skateboard... quickly*
48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
That is invasion of my mind privacy sir, rude.
49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 5 people.