Rules:
On randompokemon.com,  generate one Pokemon for each of these answers. [link]
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Jirachi
fkjdbv kdafjbvksdjbv PRECIOUSBBY

12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Lickilicky
O...Oh...Okay....Eehhhhh

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Leafeon
Yeah whatever you only jelly cos I like Glaceon more. >3<

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Porygon2
And i never catch the fucker either.

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Haxorus
whatev its all dem hax brah

16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Ducklett
Oh UHM A DVNALD

17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Mr.Mime
Fucking clean the house them Bih

18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Bronzor
You know. This is funny since i have an iron deficiency.

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Stunfisk
Im okay with it. ._.

20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.

Kirlia
nopls

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Litwick
noplsx2

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Baltoy
sweet. *proceeds to spin to win*

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Dodrio
IM SORRY BABE! YOU WERE JUST TO COMPLICATED FOR ME!

24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Luxray
Okay.

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Munna
Do you brag while on my lap you little tramp.

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Driddigon
Creepy mofo...

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Accelgor
Damn ass indian ass pokemon.... ass.

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Luvdisc
No. *holds above head and throws back in water*

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Vulpix
O...Oh....

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Grumpig
Oh wow thats accurate.

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Jolteon
I felt the spark between us.

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Foongus
I wonder if there would be one in the with us.

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Smoochum
*punts*

34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Purrlion
meow.

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Samurott
H...how did you write it....

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Venonat
Oh damn gurl.

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Porygon Z
You know what fuck you and your fucking brother. stealing my shit.

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Metapod
How do you..t.alk..

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Chimeco
Okay O/u/O

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.

Corphish
[FEROCIOUSLY CUDDLES]

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Weezing
Dude. Dude no. Dude you killed my cat.

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Axew
Okay ; v ;

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Shelgon
OH! I SEE HOW IT IS! Something becoms my timeline photo now its your best friend.

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Pupitar
You have no mouth. how. do you eat even.

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Tauros
B...But... w.wha

46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Volcarona
No. Stahp/

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Torkal
LETS RUN AWAY BAB- Uhm... *pushes Torkal on skateboard... quickly*

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Kadabra
That is invasion of my mind privacy sir, rude.

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Treeko
NOOOPRECIOUS

50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 5 people.
Nuzleaf
Yeawellfuckyou